Fun with a squeegee
I just took advantage of the Brisbane show holiday to head out and fill my car up with petrol. I'm not actually going anywhere in the car. The jaunt out for petrol was my excursion for the day. That's right folks, I'm making the most of my day off.
On my way back to the car from the cashier I noticed an old geezer at the pump next to me using a squeegee to clean his windshield. This caused me to think of the last time water touched my own windshield - about 18 months I reckon, about the last time it rained here.
I figured the old guy was onto a good thing, and I decided to wait for my turn at the squeegee. I managed to mill around the door of my car for thirty seconds or so, pretending to check my tyres, the bird crap that's welded itself into my paintwork, that kind of thing, while in essence I was waiting to hear the plunk of the windshield squeegee being returned to its bucket by the geezer.
Problem is, that didn't happen.
Eventually I gave up and just hopped in my car. The windshield could wait. As I took off, I glanced over at the geezer and realised why I never heard the plunk. He was busily thrusting away with the squeegee on his bonnet. That's right, the old guy was washing his entire car with a windshield squeegee.
Now I know the water crisis is bad. This is probably good thinking on his part. But I can't help but feel things have gotten to a pretty bad state when people are reduced to washing their cars with windshield squeegees at the servo. What's next for this guy? Stripping off stark naked and squeegeeing down his wrinkled carcass to save water from showering?
Let's hope not.
On my way back to the car from the cashier I noticed an old geezer at the pump next to me using a squeegee to clean his windshield. This caused me to think of the last time water touched my own windshield - about 18 months I reckon, about the last time it rained here.

Problem is, that didn't happen.
Eventually I gave up and just hopped in my car. The windshield could wait. As I took off, I glanced over at the geezer and realised why I never heard the plunk. He was busily thrusting away with the squeegee on his bonnet. That's right, the old guy was washing his entire car with a windshield squeegee.
Now I know the water crisis is bad. This is probably good thinking on his part. But I can't help but feel things have gotten to a pretty bad state when people are reduced to washing their cars with windshield squeegees at the servo. What's next for this guy? Stripping off stark naked and squeegeeing down his wrinkled carcass to save water from showering?
Let's hope not.
ROFL, that's the funniest thing I have heard all day. I'm going to have to try that.
Posted by
Anonymous |
12:57 PM
Being in Sydney, I've seen that some time ago. And I didn't even think of the water shortage at the time.
Posted by
ChickyBabe |
3:57 PM
Showing with squeege: *ouch* the friction.
Great to see your grabbing life by it's horns Bonestorm ;)
Posted by
MadameBoffin |
11:10 PM
*showering
Posted by
MadameBoffin |
11:10 PM
you now what, why not wash your car with a hose? much more effecient to me :)
Posted by
Stavanger |
7:11 AM
"Stripping off stark naked and squeegeeing down his wrinkled carcass to save water from showering?"
The nightmares are going to be bad tonight.
Posted by
Citizen_Stu |
7:51 AM
Chicky: wow, really? Things must be bad down there.
Boff: oooh yeh, I look forward to my days off so I can... go and perform menial chores. And such.
Charlemagne: we have a bad drought here so it has brought out some weird behaviour. ;)
Stu: I like to share my vivid imagery. Enjoy.
Posted by
Bonestorm |
9:26 AM
I think that's a top idea and not only am i going to wash my whole car that way, I'm gonna take my pot plants down too and squeeze out the water from the squeezy thing over them. Just like raindrops.
Wonderful!
Posted by
Steph |
2:57 PM
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Posted by
MadameBoffin |
1:46 AM
I use to see idiots do this at my old job. Little do they know that it can damage their cars paint work.
Went to Carlovers on the Wednesday to wash the car for a total of $7.
Posted by
Huggies |
11:39 PM
If it doesn't rain for a week here there is a water shortage. It's all lies. Just look at the sea!
Posted by
matt of comooxdom |
3:45 AM
I'm still having the nightmares
Posted by
Citizen_Stu |
9:11 AM